3–8 players · ~5 min a round
Someone gets caught. Everyone else feeds them excuses. It gets texted back live — for real — as if they sent it. Different chaos every single round.
Buy once, use anywhere. No password — just your email.
“I woke up in a Waffle House parking lot wearing someone else's wedding ring”
“bro the 2-man was WORKING, I wasn't about to be the reason it fell apart”
“I have timestamps, receipts, and a witness who will notarize”
Mom, the boss, an ex with screenshots, a probation officer — someone real starts texting The Accused with receipts.
Every other player throws in an excuse card. The Accused picks one — it gets sent back as if they typed it themselves.
Not a fixed punchline — a genuine reply. It gets swayed, roasts you, or catches you slipping. Never the same twice.
One hidden player, The Menace, is quietly working against everyone the whole game. Nobody knows who.
40 personas across the packs. All with receipts.
Mommy 💕💕💕
PO Tightass 😬
RICK - WORK 🚨
Danielle 💕
The Ex
HOA
Pastor
Landlord
Grandma
Auntie
Bestie
Coachwait, what?
Every game, someone's secretly sabotaging the whole round — feeding the worst excuses on purpose, steering things off the rails — and nobody knows who until it's way too late.
Core game plus 4 add-on packs. Each one drops ~100 new cards and a fresh cast.
Everyone starts here.
included
the group chat never sleeps and neither did you
$4.99 · 21+
the 2-man was working, I couldn't leave
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outside doesn't have business hours
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the group chat is a courtroom
$4.99 · all agesChurch Folk · Coworkers · Celebrities · College · Frat/Sorority · Nursing Packs · and the group chats get even wilder — coming soon.
Scan the QR on a real printed card and it plays itself — or skip the deck entirely and run the whole game digitally. Comes with digital access either way.
Flip on the optional 21+ drinking toggle and the game calls out who takes a shot. Not required to play — very fun when it's on.
One-time purchase. No subscription. Free for everyone you invite.
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